Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Is Arnold Schwarzenegger The Worst Man Alive?
Ok, I had to just try my hardest to forget about that problem, and let justice prevail, but wouldn't you know it, his longtime ugly wife, bailed on him and so of course that delayed my "erasing" of that asshole.
This would have been a case of who-gives-a-shit, but then we all had to hear the noise that his off-red colored hair plugs would soon be on display once again on the big screen!
I'm only slightly happy I have never had acid splashed on my face right about now.
You'd think that HAD to be it. Fin. Right?
Oh you are so fucking wrong. There's more. There's so much more that I'm sure this story is going to induce projectile vomit in Brentwood's plastic-surgery'd, Jaguar drivin', alcholic MILF/Cougars when they wake up in the morning and read that Arnold Schwarzenegger has fathered a baby with a recently retired Schwarzenegger household worker. Sheesh. Imagine if you went to sleep at night, and had to wake up only to read this story. I can hear my dad now asking mom: "Coffee, dear?"
Oh give me a fucking break. Seriously. How much worse timing could that idiot have? That with the arrest of chief of the IMF for supposedly raping a maid, it is just not going to let me ever forget what he did to California.
Absolute bombshell. If this guy goes on to a continued successful movie career, I'm just going to have to shut down the internet, tv, radio,and turn that damn cell phone off and move to a cave.
Posted by jsm at 1:14 AM