Saturday, December 24, 2011

A Change of Sachole Guards



Minority GOP Caucus Leader, Bob Huff of Diamond Bar is all set to replace the current office that is held by Bob Dutton of Rancho Cucamonga of GOP Senate Republican Leader,
Dutton announced Friday, December 23rd, that he was stepping down in January.

Huff still needs the minority caucus to vote (which he is the head of) but claims the office is as good as his (kinda of saw visions of flys rubbing their feet together)- way to be cocky, deceitful, knuckle dragging hack.

Bob Huff is one of the bucked tooth horses that voted with other Clydesdales under the Schwarzenegger regime to increase taxes in February of 2009, thinking this would stop Pterodactyls from swooping out of the sky and killing Californians.

Remember the John and Ken revolt in Corona in May of that year?
Huff was on the list to be recalled at that time -papers were served to him however, there weren't enough signatures on the petition to qualify this attempt to recall, so he stayed in office.

Huff is trying to redeem himself in 2011 by yelling "transparency in Government is needed"
(but I guess he didn't feel that way in 2009 when that eggplant secretly voted for tax increases)
He is now recently quoted regarding the upcoming budget, "There's always a role, even if we're outside the door banging on it. We're willing to work with him (Brown) if he's willing to."
And is the proud papa of senate bill 719 which will require State departments to show what was paid to them in database form for all to see.

Jerry Brown-holian and his gang of mental patients have shown little desire to reopen budget talks with republicans as under a new law Democrats can pass the budget on their own.

Friday, December 23, 2011

New Laws starting in January 2012



A new law inspired by last year’s city of Bell scandal, in which administrators awarded themselves exorbitant salaries, defrauding the city of millions of dollars:
In order for local officials to collect compensation for simultaneous or serial meetings, a clerk or member of the legislative body must VERBALLY announce any compensation or stipend an official will receive as a result of a second meeting.

I myself, would like this "town crier" approach to apply to everything they receive monetarily- "HERE YE, HERE YE, 199 DOLLARS COMPENSATED FOR WALKING TO THEIR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT LAST NIGHT"
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It is now a misdemeanor to carry an exposed and unloaded handgun while in any public place.

Who was doing that?
so, kids under 6, put away those water pistols when you are going to the store for a candy bar
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Tanning beds are also now barred to anyone under 18.

say what? put off any potential medical issues. That issue is now illegal in California since the parents allow it

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It is now illegal to sell live animals along the street, highway, public right-of-way, in a parking lot, carnival, or boardwalk.

Does that include Nanny Goats?

NOW TAX DEDUCTIBLE- visit a local animal shelter, and make a contribution to spay and neuter services

The sale and possession of shark fins is now illegal except in permitted scientific and commercial purposes. But, restaurants can possess and sell shark fins purchased before Jan. 1, 2012 until Jan. 1, 2013

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Impounding a vehicle at a sobriety checkpoint is now prohibited if the driver’s only offense is not having their license. The law hopes to combat the previous misuse of sobriety checkpoints set up in Hispanic communities targeting people ineligible to receive a license.

But, their immigration status will be checked and they will be deported if not here legally-whoops, sorry, that's my dream act.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Who's Surprised That L.A Mayor Dingbat and Chief Ignoramous, Are At It Again?



Regarding a new policy to go into effect, perhaps at the beginning of the year -At this time, unlicensed Drivers, if stopped have to deal with the fact that it is authorized that the car can be impounded for 30 days.

But now, the vice president of Mexico, Villar (AKA Mayor of LA and ex union leader) and his Compadre, the human suppository -
Charlie Beck, secretary of state for Mexico (AKA-LAPD chief), under pressure from a favorite charity of theirs, "Advocates for Immigrant rights",

have devised some new policy which was created by these two fucksocks that will allow illegal aliens without licenses to call someone in the event they are stopped by police who has a license to drive their car home so it doesn't get towed, this way they won't have to pay thousands of dinaro to get it out of impound and they will be free once again to drive the streets without a license to a job they are working at illegally-
however, if someone with a license (like you or me) who has, say, gotten a few tickets but the license is suspended due to non payment of these, and is pulled over, well, that person is, oh, fucked.. the car will get towed.

Why bother getting a driver license? you dont need one if you are illegal-
In fact, why bother being legal?

who needs all that testing and paying of fees-
This is how we punish law breaking illegal aliens
You get in state tuition rates
You get your college paid for with American tax dollars
You get to drive the streets of LA without a driver license, unfortunately this policy change is completely dangerous and life threatening

what's next from these two buttlicking pukesticks? no more DUI
punishment for Illegals?