Wednesday, September 9, 2009

An Eye Patch Panty Can Give You Conjunctivitis

“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two 
children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”
“So, I am getting into spanking her,” says the assemblyman. “I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’”

Gross, he said, "make love" -how sensitive. What, no condom? theres nothing worse than old man jizz dripping out of your vagina.

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid...what do we tell you here at NUC? The Sacramento Capitol is full of demented, nasty, lying skunks-aka "throbbing weeners"

Dirtbag of the week-Mike Duvall. Orange County Senator.

Gadz-how many ways of stupid are there? let me count the ways:

This dildo tried to hike taxes an extra 2 years, begged KFI John and Ken earlier this year to keep his name off their politician shit list, attempted to block John and Ken's anti tax rally from happening in "his district", was given kudos for his great ethics, then, channelled his inner teenager, and whispered a description to Triple Chin, Jeff Miller, in an open mike, about his adultry with a young whore that he spanked.
Then bragged about someone else he was doinking too.
Highest of ethics, at work.

So on everyones mind, what is this "eye patch underwear" that Duvall describes?
Hey, it's underwear made from an eyepatch and is typically worn with a parrot on the shoulder and a prosthetic leg.

Who wouldn't want that big bloated walrus on top of them? sexy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

These motherfuckers are TRYING to out do one another, right? Please tell me they are just doing this to beat one another to the white-towel, cuz this story is fucking nasty.


Get off those hot chicks you sick piece of crap!