Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Unleasing of Susan from Glendale on the Rush Limbaugh Show Today

You go girl!
She speaks for millions of Americans and Californians, and like her, we’re sick of the whores in office.
Wish I had her email

"Susan, if you can call this radio show and in ten minutes -- without one stutter -- lay out the very dire threats that face this country, why in the hell can't professional politicians stand up and say the same thing and take action to stop it?" -Rush Limbaugh

More Special Olympics in California

It’s official: 52 year old Meg Whitman, the former CEO of eBay, is planning to run for governor of California.

Question #1: "who the hell is she?"
Other than hearing she has a zillion dollars, I dont know of her. I know of Ebay. She has never been in a political office before, just your usual arrogant, out of touch, dick manager that we all are familiar with at our jobs-you know, the one who takes credit for your good work, emails you to tell you only two plants are allowed to sit on your desk and that the phone is for business reasons ONLY, but, even so, she feels we, in California, are ready for a non politician, politician.

She was caught on audio tape recently, dodging and ducking questions, like a "good politican" does...

Apparently her "thing", her "platform" has three main goals–to get government spending under control, improve elementary education, and make the state friendly for small business.

Yeah, Meg-anator, and just how do you plan to do these things? Give a BJ to a union boss? I think we've heard all that before. Looks like the female version of Schwarzenegger has invaded us.

She served as an economic advisor to Mitt Romney and then John McCain. Meanwhile, local Dems arent happy and were protesting ye ole Meg.

Local Democrat activist Mike Hawkins says "he takes issue with Whitman not reportedly voting in 2002, 2004, and 2006."
Meg's reply? (see the video above) well it was not, "I didnt want to, or, I was busy", it was the usual warmed over plate of stinky maggot juice that politicians spew, "I have no excuse"
(thats was not the question, Megen-stein, geeze what do you have to do to get these butt farts to answer a damn question nice and clear without dancing around it, her fast step, coverup, sort of reminds me of my cat covering her turds in the litter box)

Here's a quote from MSN back in 2008 regarding Meg and Ebay

"There's been some talk lately about whether eBay CEO Meg Whitman should resign. EBay would be invigorated if she did. Recently, she's been criticized for signing on as the financial co-chair of Mitt Romney's presidential campaign. Whitman met Romney years ago when she consulted for his private equity firm."

After reading some of these comments, you don't want this lady as the next California Governor. Hells no.

Question #2-if Meg actually wins and then punks out on us like "Lurch" AKA Schwarzenegger did, can we sell her on Ebay?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Me, Me...Interview Me First

"The media should investigate the racial views of conservative activists like the ones who descended on Washington last weekend, one liberal congresswoman said Wednesday. I want those people talked to; I want them interviewed," Waters told the liberal Bill Press Radio show in a podcast. "I want journalists to be all over those rallies and the marches with the birthers and the teabaggers."

Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif. represents CA in Wash DC) said that it's not enough for "African-Americans" to levy allegations of racism against the right-leaning protesters, and that the media must look into their views.

G-d, I take offense at some douchebag nobody slimeball politician wanting to try to insinuate I'm racist and manipulate my given right to rally against a government issue or anything government I dont believe in. What am I supposted to do if I don't agree with government? just keep my lips zipped and go along with the program anyway?

What will she say when "T-Baggers" (which by the way, is a racist term) actually are interviewed and tell the real reason they are there.
The only thing Maxine is going to hear from any interview is people yelling for her to resign.
She and her spokesholes will sure enough cause people who aren't racist to become that way.

If you want to meet her, go down to Douchebag Lake she will be standing there with Kayne West and Jimmy Carter signing autographs, tell her to resign.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

One Hand Took Bribes,The Other Raised Our Taxes

Amid budget crisis in Febrary, California legislators still wined and dined on lobbyists' dime - Sacramento News

"It was Valentine's Day eve 2009, and the state faced a $40 billion deficit and a deadline.

The governor and legislative leaders had just agreed on a package of sobering tax increases and spending cuts that would affect nearly every Californian. But the package awaited review by the full Legislature.

Conservatives were decrying the tax increases, Democrats were trying to stand firm, and national newspapers were opining on whether California would go bankrupt.

That same night, AT&T spent $1,800 to send 18 legislators, legislative staffers and their children to "Disney's High School Musical: The Ice Tour" at Arco Arena..."


here's an interesting Database:
See every gift given to state leaders,their relatives, their staff and who gave it to them - Click this link NOW!

My personal favorite. Take $8,009 out of a tax deductible Scholarship Foundation to pay for a trip to Hungary to advocate poker.
Stay as classy as you are, California Legislature.

Levine, Lloyd (D-Los Angeles)
CA Assembly
The Hayden Scholarship Foundation

Tickets to World Poker Conference in Budapest to speak about intrastate legalization of poker

NOW I understand how Jeff Miller and Mike Duvall sport four chins each, it's courtesy of all those assorted corrupt companies who gift them with free meals and treats at expensive restaurants-for whatever reason.

I pay AT&T cell, internet and phone, on time, each month and have not so much been offered a discount, let alone concert tickets.

Why do legislators need free tickets to Britney Spears concerts and to see the Kings play? Can't they get along with their six figure salary, free car and generous per diem?

Friday, September 11, 2009

Don't Taze Me Bro-I'm Innocent

"Assembly member Jeff Miller (R) from Corona laughed, as his resigned GOP colleague, Michael Duvall flagrantly boasted sexual exploits over an open microphone inside the Committee Room in the California State Capital Assembly. Miller’s office ordered the audio tapes in the hope that they could effect emergency damage control, asserting that Miller had not heard what Duvall was saying, stating that he was distracted and doing something else. However in viewing the tapes and inside source has informed me that Miller’s body language and giggles clearly demonstrate his participation and intrigue in the perversion displayed by Duvall."

Miller’s holier than-thou attitude is very apparent when you hear him talk, he is obviously another hypocrite hiding his filthy vulgarity behind his sanctimonious statements in Sacramento.

Because Miller was kicked off the ethics committee he is spewing bullshit on the news insisting he wasn't paying attention (insinuating he was tuning out) Duvall's (ahem) "conversation" and that Duvall does alot of talking all the time.

Id like to know what else Duvall talks alot about, that Miller has heard and didn't say anything about

YES! It just gets better and better as these bums hypocrisy is uncovered. My bets are they uncover more on this Miller jackass-AKA triple chin, and his own "family values" actions.

Hey Sack Row Mental, Here Ya Go Assholes

Since you continue to be total failures and want just waste all the taxpayers money on criminals and providing these criminals with power, credit lines, job security, highly paid positions, and, based on your dubious actions that continue to make the every day worker Joe to feel helpless, bitter, scorned, torched, used, simple, deranged and menopausal/emasculated - NUC would like to propose a few taxation ideas to which you can subscribe and represent.

Ari Fleischer Tax: We know if you had it your way, every breath of air people breath would get taxed. In fact, you'd probably insert chips in everyone's head that measured average breaths taken per day, if you could. Why not start with a tax dedicated to one of the Earth's all-time political douchebags?

Sun Tax: Arnold would love to put a tax on the rays emitted from the greatest star in the galaxy not to star in a Terminator movie.

Duball Tax: Places a "double-trouble" tax on California assemblymen and women who partake in fucking lobbyists. That is right, all to partake in said fucking is to ante up a tax that is double the current state tax rate on an artificial bill that does not necessarily have to paid, unless if a bill passes that is supported by the whore lobbyist. In this case, the assemblyperson is liable for state taxes on all reported costs of act of fucking the lobbyist (ie: hotel rooms, vacations, gifts, alcohol, cocaine and condoms).

Dog Urination Tax: Look - dogs love to lift their leg, or squat, in the least pretty of all the civilized domestic animal kingdom. They go on every tree, lawn and shrub lining the block you live on. This can burn or damage the plants if they are not properly watered. If every plant gets watered, then that means there is that much less water for Arnold's and your jacuzzi. Someone needs to pay for the increased costs in heated water.

Infant Crying Tax: Nobody likes sitting down at the local Norms diner only to get caught up in a wahhhhhh-fest from the lil' shitling mom can't contain in public (or private). Now diners will take delight in knowing their state's budget just earned a "cha-ching!" every time mommy or daddy says "No." An added bonus to this is that all tantrums are monitored using eco-friendly collars rather than chip inplants into the still forming skull of the infant. Note: Increased brain damage to infants is not a cost endorsed by a state that can't offer jobs or medical assistance as it stands.

As with most new tax provisions, there should also be a new set of loopholes, such as the Fruit-fly credit and Eye-patch bikini underwear rebate programs.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Duvall Newest Evil to Rise Up From Sacramento

Oh this is disgusting. I won't even pretend and I refuse to use good language in this post. Assemblyman Mike Duvall has left another sticky, gooey mess on Sacramental politics. Just when you don't think it could get any worse - here comes yet another fucking asshole making this website, NUC and the many other websites and blogs reporting on California politics, entirely worthwhile.

From Duball's website:
"I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state."
Yeah, this was "story-telling". Here's a story, Mike: There once was a man from Nantucket, his cock was so small (from embarrassment), no-one would suck it.

When I began this site, I never thought I'd find the shit I constantly find, week after week, without fail there is yet another politician from Sacramento, or public official from somewhere in California, who fucks up so royally that it almost seems like theater. Who can offend the taxpayers in the most grand fashion imaginable. It is almost like a nationwide competition nobody dares speak about, but someone probably just won a bet with astronomical odds in some underground money laundering, politician bred operation that lives in the sewer systems right underneath our radar.

Alright mate, way to go and here we go. Mike fucked one lobbyist - who didn't know about your other lobbyist fuck (but knew you were married, if what I understand is correct). She is the WHORE!

Mike then talks, in great detail, about another lobbyist he fucked who did know about both his wife and of the other lobbyist he was fucking. DOUBLE WHORE!!

From Popehat:
He referenced a second, simultaneous affair with another woman. He seemed amused that he was cheating on both his wife and a mistress.

"Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar," Duvall said. "Oh, she is hot! I talked to her yesterday. She goes, 'So are we finished?' I go, 'No, we're not finished.' I go, 'You know about the other one [Barsuglia], but she doesn't know about you!'"

The assemblyman punctuated his observation with laughter.

This champion gets a 100% rating for his staunch voting record on family values. Get this man a condom, no fuck that, get him a box of condoms.

Oh lord. Could this get any worse? Now here comes Karen Buzzcut Bass floppin' around like a fish on LSD demanding an investigation but as of now the ol' 54 year old Duvall appears to have gone into seclusion.

54 years old must be JUST outside the loop of knowledge about just how this generation of politics plans to operate. AKA - look out for that live microphone dude!

The Yorba Linda rep (thanks for more political filth, Orange County), is a disgrace, and it appears he has either broken or come damn close to breaking the record for quickest resignation after the release of a damaging audio/video media clip.

This is a hypocritical, gay bashing, power hungry, filthy old man. And he was paid with YOUR tax dollars, California. BUT, in the irony of all ironies, Mike has recently joined the Assembly’s Rules Committee, which oversees ethics. Maybe there is an all-mighty ruler with a sense of humor after all.

I made a mistake and I sincerely apologize. I deeply regret the comments I made in what I believed to be a private conversation. This is a private matter and I ask that everyone respect the privacy of all involved. - Duvall

Ok, filthy old man. We get that. Now stop trying to protect your image - it's shattered. Go home and face the music. Try to have a discussion, with your strong healthy family unit that you fight so dearly to preserve, and go away forever. It really is funny how you want to have sexual privacy when ... oh shit, everyone is already talking about it already. You're fucked, dude.

OH, yeah -- BARSUGLIA, HEIDI DE JONG -- is the lobbyist who recently finished her ethics course to completion in late 2008. Then she kindly finished Duvall off to a messy completion about a year later.

Ethics. Yeah... Ethics.

Just how low is politics planning to go?

I know we're not supposed to know... We are just the people.

But I wanna know. This old man is pulling down some serious deeds on our dime. Even these lobbyist whores are having their hands in controlling the path of America.


Kinda makes you pissed. Or jealous.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

An Eye Patch Panty Can Give You Conjunctivitis

“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two 
children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”
“So, I am getting into spanking her,” says the assemblyman. “I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’”

Gross, he said, "make love" -how sensitive. What, no condom? theres nothing worse than old man jizz dripping out of your vagina.

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid...what do we tell you here at NUC? The Sacramento Capitol is full of demented, nasty, lying skunks-aka "throbbing weeners"

Dirtbag of the week-Mike Duvall. Orange County Senator.

Gadz-how many ways of stupid are there? let me count the ways:

This dildo tried to hike taxes an extra 2 years, begged KFI John and Ken earlier this year to keep his name off their politician shit list, attempted to block John and Ken's anti tax rally from happening in "his district", was given kudos for his great ethics, then, channelled his inner teenager, and whispered a description to Triple Chin, Jeff Miller, in an open mike, about his adultry with a young whore that he spanked.
Then bragged about someone else he was doinking too.
Highest of ethics, at work.

So on everyones mind, what is this "eye patch underwear" that Duvall describes?
Hey, it's underwear made from an eyepatch and is typically worn with a parrot on the shoulder and a prosthetic leg.

Who wouldn't want that big bloated walrus on top of them? sexy.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Who set those damn fires?

Saw this today:

"Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger today announced a $100,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person or people responsible for setting the deadly Station Fire."

Guess that will be in IOU form

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Governor Whatever Sounds Good at the Moment, Schwarzenegger

At 2.18 in the video, Arnie declares..."dar is enough money to fight the fire, is important that everyone vote for the Emergency Rescue Initiative"

What he doesn't get into, because of his high resemblance of a throbbing weiner, is, how he we get the money to pay for the fucking Emergency Rescue Initiative....

A "fee" (Earth for- tax)of 5% on property. thats how.


Scum Dog Million-hair. Gawd, I'd rather have 10 telemarketers call me at dinnertime then hear this bag o shit spewing.