Oh this is disgusting. I won't even pretend and I refuse to use good language in this post. Assemblyman Mike Duvall has left another sticky, gooey mess on Sacramental politics. Just when you don't think it could get any worse - here comes yet another fucking asshole making this website, NUC and the many other websites and blogs reporting on California politics, entirely worthwhile.
From Duball's website:
"I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state."Yeah, this was "story-telling". Here's a story, Mike: There once was a man from Nantucket, his cock was so small (from embarrassment), no-one would suck it.
When I began this site, I never thought I'd find the shit I constantly find, week after week, without fail there is yet another politician from Sacramento, or public official from somewhere in California, who fucks up so royally that it almost seems like theater. Who can offend the taxpayers in the most grand fashion imaginable. It is almost like a nationwide competition nobody dares speak about, but someone probably just won a bet with astronomical odds in some underground money laundering, politician bred operation that lives in the sewer systems right underneath our radar.
Alright mate, way to go and here we go. Mike fucked one lobbyist - who didn't know about your other lobbyist fuck (but knew you were married, if what I understand is correct). She is the WHORE!
Mike then talks, in great detail, about another lobbyist he fucked who did know about both his wife and of the other lobbyist he was fucking. DOUBLE WHORE!!
He referenced a second, simultaneous affair with another woman. He seemed amused that he was cheating on both his wife and a mistress.
"Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar," Duvall said. "Oh, she is hot! I talked to her yesterday. She goes, 'So are we finished?' I go, 'No, we're not finished.' I go, 'You know about the other one [Barsuglia], but she doesn't know about you!'"
The assemblyman punctuated his observation with laughter.
This champion gets a 100% rating for his staunch voting record on family values. Get this man a condom, no fuck that, get him a box of condoms.
Oh lord. Could this get any worse? Now here comes Karen Buzzcut Bass floppin' around like a fish on LSD demanding an investigation but as of now the ol' 54 year old Duvall appears to have gone into seclusion.
54 years old must be JUST outside the loop of knowledge about just how this generation of politics plans to operate. AKA - look out for that live microphone dude!
The Yorba Linda rep (thanks for more political filth, Orange County), is a disgrace, and it appears he has either broken or come damn close to breaking the record for quickest resignation after the release of a damaging audio/video media clip.
This is a hypocritical, gay bashing, power hungry, filthy old man. And he was paid with YOUR tax dollars, California. BUT, in the irony of all ironies, Mike has recently joined the Assembly’s Rules Committee, which oversees ethics. Maybe there is an all-mighty ruler with a sense of humor after all.
I made a mistake and I sincerely apologize. I deeply regret the comments I made in what I believed to be a private conversation. This is a private matter and I ask that everyone respect the privacy of all involved. - Duvall
Ok, filthy old man. We get that. Now stop trying to protect your image - it's shattered. Go home and face the music. Try to have a discussion, with your strong healthy family unit that you fight so dearly to preserve, and go away forever. It really is funny how you want to have sexual privacy when ... oh shit, everyone is already talking about it already. You're fucked, dude.
OH, yeah -- BARSUGLIA, HEIDI DE JONG -- is the lobbyist who recently finished her ethics course to completion in late 2008. Then she kindly finished Duvall off to a messy completion about a year later.
Ethics. Yeah... Ethics.
Just how low is politics planning to go?
I know we're not supposed to know... We are just the people.
But I wanna know. This old man is pulling down some serious deeds on our dime. Even these lobbyist whores are having their hands in controlling the path of America.
Kinda makes you pissed. Or jealous.